There's a guy named Fred
and he's got a pair of slacks
Ooooooh Fred's got slacks
He wears em pretty tight
and he thinks they're pretty nice
Ooooooooh Fred's got slacks
Fred's got slacks
Fred's got slacks

There's a guy named Freddie
and he's got a pair of slacks
Oooooooh Fred's got slacks
He wears em really nice
and he thinks they're really swell
Oooooooh Fred's got slacks
Fred's got slacks
Fred's got slacks