I was shot in the back
by nilfisk addicted cowboys
by jealousy struck
outnumbered by hard boiled luck
when I showed them the lights
of my two forty five deep blue break
they all stood up and sang
about swedish designer drugs

I was cutting a tree
and turning my jack into lumber
when the hitmen arrived
on a boat from the isle of song
i was shocked by the nude
identical twins on my lap
a cross-eyed effect
of swedish designer drugs

It's hard to be strong
depending on northern refineries
how deep is your fjord
how shallow thy watery eyes
how could i recupe
surrounded by 95 dogma's
like a rendeer I'm struck
by swedish designer drugs

I'm dating the maid
and driving electric wheelchairs
I'm cleaning the fish
with biodegradable pride
I was pulling the strings
while playing the fifteenth violin
in a director's cut
of swedish designer drugs

I was hurting a fly
and winning al nobely prizes
I was probably drunk
by the probably best beer around
like a viking in need
I got a medal for bad underacting
they all stood up and sang
about swedish designer drugs

Swedish designer drugs (8X)

It's hard to be strong
how deep is your fjord
when I showed them the lights
they all stood up and sang
about swedish designer drug

It's hard to be strong
It's hard to be strong
how deep is your fjord
when I showed them the lights
they all stood up and sang
about swedish designer drug