Meatwad:
Dangerdoom in the hizzy widdy widdy widdy... We need food

Carl:
Whaddya doin' there?

Meatwad:
Rappin'

Carl:
Yea, no I know, I see dat. What for?

Meatwad:
Money. Dat and I wanna get some steady bitches and hoes and some candy fo' my nose, some diamond stones and roll wit' my chrome...

Carl:
Hey, genius, do you even know what that means?

Meatwad:
Uh uh, what does it mean?

Carl:
Where's the keyboards and the tambourine and the guitar and ya know, I mean, stuff that white people like?

Meatwad:
I got a piano

Carl:
Uh somethin' bad, I dunno, like uh REO Speedwagon or somethin'

Meatwad:
Hell yea

MF Doom:
Hey yo I know this dude right
Carl he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight
All he had upstairs was a crude light
You think that's weird, he lived next door to a food fight

Howdy Danger much obliged for the beat God
Even though you still eat lard by the Meatwad
Mesquite charred
Speakin of which or who
Voice all squeaky like they turned it up a pitch or two
A chunk of burnt up witches brew
Get your crew, see if they can't get past the stank of the stew
Mostly only turned into a frank or an igloo

Switch your view to the brotha with the fry dreds
Not to be confused with them incense-selling tie heads
His name rhymes with Mike... Cock...
You can call him livewire eyesockets Frylock
Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs
And blast all through your single-sided brick and drywall
More interesting than professional wrestling
And when he's online he can find a more instant pestering

What's up wit ya boy, he's not a soft or hot drink
Whoever don't like it can suck his straw, it's hot pink
On some junk like Gucci on a classy hoe
Might splash you in the face with some nuclear pistachio
Make a fast break and that'll be the last mistake
That ass'll make that's what you get for messin' with Master Shake

Look out don't block the screen son lines are crossed
Tryin' to watch Adult Swim (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Rock this cult hymn sock your moon younger boss *psshh* (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
He often wondered should he get the logo tatooed to his woody
He could be (Number one in the hood G)

*beep*
Master Shake:
Shake callin heh heh. You know I-I just got off the phone with somebody else... that wasn't about you. That was about me being upset about something else. I shouldn't have called you, but I did, because I like you so much. I'm really looking forward to us working together. I just wanted to call and, after I apologize profusely... probably too much... I just wanted to let you know that I'm really excited about us working together. Call me doggy *woof*