Hey Lando!

Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox! Classic cool! We're gonna do some toad. You in?

You're gonna do toad?

What's the big deal?

Let me tell ya' about it, stud.

*music starts*
You'll get chills all through your body
And you'll lose all control
Of your bladder
And your sphincter
That's your butthole!

Cuz if you use toad,
Then I'm tellin' you
You can kiss your life goodbye!

Ya when you use toad
It'll mess you up!
It'll make your mamma cry
That's no lie
You'll choke on your tongue and die!

Gotta give it up!
/Gotta give up the toad now!/
It's no joke!
Buddy give it up!
/Gotta give up the toad now!/
Or you'll croak!
Buddy give it up!
/Gotta give up the toad now!/
And don't smoke!
Or you'll see
It hurts to peeeee!

There'll be blood gushin' from ya'
Every time that you cough
And forget gettin' lucky
It falls off.

Ya you better wise up!
Cuz' I'm tellin' you
Toad is one Lando forbids!

Gotta give it all up
Or ya' gonna' see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids
Will be born without eyelids!

Gotta give it up!
/Give up the toad now! Thanks to you!/
Gotta give it up!
Give up the toad now!
/Give up the toad now! Thanks to you!/
Give up the toad now!
/Give up the toad now! Ooo Ooo Ooo!/
I'm no fool!
LANDO'S COOL!.......

THE END