step in my office, Execution of Words:
press was not available, pressure’s our way to go [AMERICA!].
we’ve got accessories, o’boy have we got you!
silence’s appreciable, dumbness makes deaf.
welcome to windows wide, welcome to access.
welcome to windows wide, welcome to excel.

we’re your powerpoint, your failure’s our work.
so knock on wood nobody knocks and the doors kept locked – don’t say you forgot.
don’t pick up your wordpad, words go unnoticed.
print me, o, print me; till you freakin’ black’n’white-OD!
welcome to windows wide…

respect me, respect me; i muse, write and publish all crime – roll the dice.
my six is my six, and your one makes me sick; although it’s still you having tics.
your head’s growing thick, did i ask you to think: come on you’re sick, you’re 95, 98, 0(h)0(h) degrees.
vomit’s not part of this class, cups full of decaf, no! - our mouths full of gas.
so grab a cup for both hands, and know that no sleep makes the public count sheep.
welcome...