[Guest Lead Guitar By Neil Kernon]

On The Night I Met Jeffrey
It Was A Terrible Night
He Took Me Home And Drugged Me
So I Couldn't Put Up A Fight

I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News
I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News

He's Drilling My Head
I Wish I Was Dead
Instead I'm A Zombie
Laying In Jeffrey's Bed

I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News
I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News