Hey! I don't think I can live no more
I've not got what I've been hoping for
just a nose to call my own
and then I'll never moan
but as you all can see
it wasn't meant to be
(it wasn't meant to be)

Hey! I feel like I've got leprosy
(got leprosy)
band aid keeps bits falling off me
(off me)
this dust mask I have to wear
makes people stop and stare
at least it hides my face
and keeps my nose in place
(and keeps my nose in place)

People look, at my face
I don't belong, to any race
(people look, at my face
I don't belong, to any race)

Hey! I've been searching day and night
(day and night)
for a surgeon who can put it right
(put it right)
but my search has proved pointless
and my face is a mess
it's now beyond repair
think I'll burn it like my hair
(burn it like my hair)
my hair
(my hair)