Hey,
Early in the morning I opened up the door
The newspaper lay down on the floor
And I figure out
I am the human of the week
I am, I am
The human of the week
I am, I am
The human of the week
Human of the week

Going in the bar, looking cool as I can be
I get the beer, of course for free
And the bartender says
You are the human of the week
You are, you are
The human of the week
You are, you are
The human of the week
Human of the week

Everybody likes to kiss me
Baby, so come closer, rollercoaster
Rollercoaster

I am the human of the week
I am, I am
The human of the week
I am, I am
The human of the week
Human of the week
I am, I am
The human of the week
I am, I am
The human of the week
Human of the week