Sergeant Steve could barely read
He would take the children down
throw them all around the ground
and make 'em bleed
then Sergeant Steve
would sing a song of victory
wipe some snot off on his sleeve
and say goodbye to the clown
he would pray twice every day
he would not tolerate the gay
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooooooo
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooooooo
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooooooo
I'm all right, I feel that I'm coming around