Heres a little story that needs to be told,
about a devil doing business in the fiery hole,
Here's a little story that's oh so true,
about the fame and the money and the lawyers too.

There's just one thing I'll say to you...
If you're f***ing me, I'm gonna f*** with you,
Since all my money you're chasing,
I'll find a steady replacement
F***ing me must've been entertainment

Nobody move nobody gets burnt...
*X4*

Here's to all the f***ing lies you told,
about a rabbit in a hat that's running for the hole,
Here's to all the f***ing money you made,
so take your nickel back and default the rest of your take.

There's just one thing I'll say to you...
If you're f***ing me, I'm gonna f*** you too,
Since all my money you're chasing,
I'll find a steady replacement
F***ing me must've been entertainment

Nobody move, nobody gets burnt...
*X4*