Oh no
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think I farted again, I made people leave,
Offended my friends.
Oh baby, I just gave it a push,
I didn't know it was that serious,
I could knock down wild horses,
It smells so fragrant to me.

Oh baby, baby
Oops, I'm breaking some wind,
I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,
Oh baby, baby,
Please don't think I'm a hog, I swear it's the dog,
I've got that flatulence.


"Britney- before you go on stage there's something I want you to have"
"Oh... It's beautiful! But wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x and Beano. I went to the pharmacy to get it for you."
"Oh, you shouldn't have!"
"I had no choice, baby!"

Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,
There's no-one to blame, oh baby,
Oops, there's a Sulphureus gas escaping my ass,
I've got that flatulence.
(Loud farting noise)

Oops......