Ken: Wanna go for a ride?
Barbie: Sure Ken
Ken: Well forget it

Barbie: I'm an ugly girl
My face makes you hurl
Sad I have it I should bag it
Acme everywhere unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

Ken: You're so ugly you disgust me

Barbie: I'm a bland homely girl all alone in the world I'm as flat as a board thin and lanky

Ken: You're a doll get a troll were you hit by a train? Won't go near you because your breath is skunky

Barbie: don't get touched
I'm afraid because guys say I'm an eyesore

Oooh I'm an ugly girl
My face makes you hurl
Sad I have it I should bag it
Acme everywhere unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

Ken: you're so ugly you disgust me
Barbie: boo hoo hoo yeah
Ken: you're so ugly you disgust me
Barbie: ooo ooo

Ooo let's go out and have some fun
Ken: I'm sorry but you're too damn ugly
Barbie: oh screw you Ken