Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

When the sun goes down they hit the streets in the bars to try and meet
Some other stranger to ease the pain
Of living alone ‘till it drives them insane
The woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Yeah, the woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

Like little Michael on his motorcycle with leather pants & a leather brain
He ain’t never been the same since Vietnam
Keeps his heart locked-up in a vest and his eyes inside his shoes
Doesn’t ever want to lose them in a fight
You never know what might go down tonight

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

Open the door & there’s Suzanne, she eats her breakfast from the pan
She never even burns her tongue
And someday she’d like to get hung up on a millionaire
She don’t even care if he ain’t got no hair
She says “Long as he signs the checks
I figure what the heck, I’ll get him a toupee” What more can you say?

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks (Ha ha ha ha)
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

Detroit Johnny don’t wear no tie, ‘cause he says it hurts his neck
He’s got a chick from Ecuador tonight
She wants to talk about the moon, she says it used to be her friend
But the doctors put an end to all of that
(A part of me is lost for good, do you really understand?)
“I do” says Johnny as he grabs her hand

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...
Out come the freaks...