This is a story about a friend of mine; He is abnormally intelligent; He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt; But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town, He let here take him away from me so I had to ask him how; That's when he said, "She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! "She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She even knows when I pee! I think eventually she'll make a meal out of me."

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Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without; "Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without; One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out; 'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without.

That's why I'm talking to you now.

Sarah lives with Bradley now, I guess that is how she wants her shit; He needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit; I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday; She sat down and spilled her guts to me; That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I think eventually he'll make a meal out of me."

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That's why I'm talking to you now;
Talking to; That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking to.
Talking to; That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking, talking, talking to you NOW!

Because, your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without.