Luber, I want to hug you
I want to tell your mom to love you
'Cause my mom loves me
She taught me to use the yellow pages
And my dad loves me
He listens when I have fucking thing to say

You got your dreams
They're about the birthday party
I've got my dreams
Whatever they used to be

Luber, on your birthday
I will answer your 1000 questions
Luber, let me help you
It will ease my conscience

What would it be
If you knew you were saving my soul?
And what would you think
If you knew you were the toast of my town?