Well...

Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch, if there ever was a bitch
And a bitch to the all the boys and girls!

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a Super-King-Kamehameha Beeyatch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world it goes a little bit somethin' like this...

Kyle's mom is a bitch!
Kyle's mom is a big fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom is a bitch!
Kyle's mom is a big fat fucking bitch!
(Kyle's mom)
(Kyle's mom)

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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
Shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, shes a big bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch!
Kyles mom's a bitch and shes just a dirty bitch. I really mean it, Kyle's mom. . . is a big fat FUCKING BITCH!
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyles mo-o-o-o-om. Suck my balls bitch.