its that beer ghostin get ya head bobbin
neighborhood robbin pill poppin goblin
otherwise known as the dirtest nerdcore mc
but i prefer to be refered to as the first dg
the first one who ran it all cross coordination
vmware of the game so stop ya hatin
regarded as the hardest geeksta artist
and its gonna be me to take this game the farthest

hot off the presses you know who the best is
hack all ya clusters and leave all the messes
blast ill remove ya directory tree
if you ever wanna step in a sector with me
ill take out ya honeypot nectar my b
computer crime in the first degree
aint no stranger to jail or danger
and i swap them bits like a bus exchanger

my electronics slam like onyx
while i go and slam 60 gin and tonics
stay up through the night slam a couple vaults
slam on your box say it aint my fault
i aint mystikal but i still rep a fistful of bucks
the nets eastwood deluxe
logoed and branded the nerd rap tux
ducking the feds in the jet black trucks

i aint in the club if im not the boss
if the cameras aint flashing like old cmos
and when im tomkattin it up in my ride
catch me with a window down screaming nerd pride
protectin my drive yea they call me S.M.A.R.T.
bangin the bits like ye olde UART
if you dont do it big dont bother to do it
im old school like shannara druids

started as a fledgling nerd avenging
all the times that injustice needed tending
nerds on my block see the future pending
cuz its all about us now were ascending
dont cross my partners and quit pretending
cuz you aint on my level boy you aint contending
yea all ya raps are slightly offending
obviously nerdcore needs some amending

cross my posse we box like moxie
even when we compress we aint lossy
shellcode in my payload chat using a mode
stick to a marc like he got j loed
softice progs and i set breakpoints
soft ice fools then i break their joints
crack these progs with hexy patches
crack their heads with my sexy matches

you know my verses - you know what the worst is?
i hate waiting like pipeline burst, kids
put in my work now i want my dessert
tested exams and i earned my cert
my certificate of a nurga hustlin
maxed on the grind while you sipped on tussin
watch me grab mics and this nerd be bustin
shit that stang bitch im mean like dustin

so as i gobble this genre down
eating like cake up in lazytown
im a g host and i keep the crown
king of the nerd rap pound for pound
sheil riley up on the sonics
hacking that phat geek philharmonic
united the clans try and chop my neck
when a nurga on the beach like gregory peck