As of today I'm a monster killer,
It's just a chance I'm gonna have to take.
As of today I ain't gonna take it no more,
'Cause there is just too much at stake.

I got my light, I got my bag o'tricks, baby!
I got my holy water an' a knife.
I got my stake, I got my crucifix, baby!
I got my silver bullet thu the heart...
Thru the heart.

As of today I'm not a victim no more,
I ain't no damsel in distress.
As of today I'm gonna take 'em all on,
Armed with my bible an' a see-thru dress.

I got my light, I got my runnin' water, baby!
I got my holy water an' a knife,
I got my brain, I got my death-machine, baby!
I got my silver bullet thru the heart...
Thru the heart.